Who, exactly, is the Naked editor?

We know this much so far. He/she was at the WAN conference in Cape Town. He/She has a crush on Vincent Maher, M&G Online Strategist aka “curly-haired bloke”. The persona is a he, but it’s probably a she. In fact, by the writing I am pretty sure it is a she. He/she is a skilled writer and no doubt the naive tone is part of the act. There may be an affiliation to academia somehow, possibly Wits or Rhodes… not sure. Any theories?